Legs of my 2008 European journey

Maps and short stories about the actual itinerary of my 2008 European tour

July 28, 2008

The long way up... Helsinki to Lofoten, Norway

This is the road that took me all the way to almost the most northern point of Western Europe, some 350km north of the Polar Circle. Undergoing it I was very thankful to myself for having decided to do this trip in summer (as if I had any other choice on a motorcycle...), that is if one can call maximum daytime temperatures of 16-18 degrees Centigrade “summer”...

The Finns are sweet with their rude road manners... Otherwise nice and helpful people, when behind the wheel of a car they turn inconsiderate, blindly-by-the-book egocentrical morons. People, lighten up! it’s not that you’re riding your houses on the roads so you must have everything happen your way or no other way. Be more gentile and forgiving, leave room for other’s mistakes (some of them might not be from around and a bit confused) and don’t think you’re all rally pilots only because you drive ¾ of the year on snow, ice or slouch!

Despite it’s flatness, Finland is a beautiful country to ride through because what it misses in height from the absence of mountains, it compensates in “depth” by the myriad of lakes, that are called like this by some sort of geographical convention I believe, because in reality they are more like inner seas, wide, wild and spectacular at any time of day and in any weather...

The lingering myth about Finland (and about all Scandinavian countries otherwise) I want to tear down in anger is the one referring to this land being the home of elks, reindeer and mosses. Locals cunningly try to keep alive this probably lucrative illusion by populating the side of their roads with warning signs about moose crossings and by filling the naïve tourist’s heads with stories about how in early summer months mother reindeers chase away their grown-up young in order to take better care of the newly born ones, leaving the formerly a confused and suicidal bunch throwing themselves in front of traffic. Don’t be fooled, I warn you. I have ridden Finland all the way from Helsinki to Lap Land choosing only secondary roads (out of about 900km I only had cca. 100km of motorway) and NEVER seen even a SINGLE reindeer, moose or elk, not even a stuffed one. It’s not that I missed having to avoid large herbivores bearing pointy horns, standing in the middle of the road while I was in full lean on a nice curve, but with the level of expectation build up by the hype about their massive presence, their complete absence generated some serious frustration.

After the very rewarding road up Finland I crossed in Sweden at Pello facing some another cca. 400km of northern Scandinavian landscape ‘till the border with Norway at Riksgransen. As it was midday, my plan was to ride to Abisko in northern Sweden for the night, but you know what they say about plans baked at home and their unfolding when put in practice... So the fist 100km in Sweden saw me riding under the heaviest rain I can remember in my long motorcycling years, the kind where visibility is about 30m and you almost get the impression you float more than you touch ground. But I was brave (or stupid) and I kept riding thinking that being so violent this rain can not last much. I was right as it didn’t but it got me wetter than I would have been if riding several hours under “normal” rain. The beautiful thing was that immediately after the almost solid curtain of water I have been under for about 15 minutes, the sun came out shining just in front of me low from under the dark grey heavy storm clouds and the whole landscape turned into fairy tale scenery. I was gliding/flying on a golden strip more than riding a road as the water covered asphalt glittered in the strong low sun for as far as I could see (because of the flare it wasn’t actually that far...). It was hallucinatingly beautiful but also perilous as it turned out as I managed only in the last fraction to avoid by a rather violent maneuver a piece of road that was in repair with it’s tarmac stripped off. How could have otherwise rigorous Swedes have left such a place without any kind of warning for the incoming drivers eludes me completely. I don’t know if riding straight into it would have necessarily resulted in a fall but for certain that place should have been signaled properly as being dangerous.

To my surprise I noticed that at least the part of Sweden I was going through was mainly unpopulated, and I mean to the extent where in about 270km I only went past two or three minuscule villages of few scattered houses. These long distances, even by modern transport standards, between members of the same region, I was to find out not much later, was the main reason people in northern Scandinavia are much open and friendlier that their southern compatriots making it the opposite to large scale Europe perception that has the people in the south considered more open, colloquial and friendly than the ones in the north. In these places it was because encounters with people other than the members of your own family were so rare as they were almost “by default” a pleasurable occasion. As a consequence, in this region, people are still less formal, visit their “neighbors” without to much protocol or previously set appointments and generally keep “open houses” for whoever happens to pass by.

Chilled by the otherwise welcomed wind-drying process and in dire need of a re-hydrating beer and a warming shot of whatever strong alcohol Swedes used to get cheerful on, I let myself seduced by the peacefulness of Vittangi a small village on the road some 100km from Kiruna, city I previously set as my destination for the day. And I did well by doing so. After creeping around what seemed like a deserted motel that even had a “For sale” sign in the door, I had the inspiration to ask the nearby grocer about it. I was told that it was open and functioning despite it’s desolate appearance and that I could find the owner on the second floor in the building across the street. As only chance can bring up such things, it turned out that the hotel owner, absent at the time of my arrival, was being replaced by her sister, an active musician recently returned to her home village after a two years contract with the Tokyo opera house as a soprano after some other long years spent abroad studying and performing. A lovely petite blond woman, with a voice one could hardly believe can come out of such delicate constitution. This was another shattered stereotype for me! good sopranos don’t necessarily need to be large, voluptuous, ample bosomed women!

After having a beer or two with this surprising woman and some of her neighbors among which the grocer I earlier asked about accommodation and a Russian lady also keeping some store in the vicinity, I headed for the motel 200m down from the main road. And the moment I found myself in the street I was blinded, literally blinded! It was 1am and the sun was still shining well above the horizon in an equivocal stance between setting and dawning. I was having my first midnight sun experience!!! And what an experience it was! Intense to level of being humbling. Suddenly all basic convictions about how “the world looks like" and how “sunshine follows darkness” are blown away in a manner that allows no going back. That night I slept happy and glowing with a deep sense of enrichment.

Next day I rode a lot under rain and cold weather for the remaining of Sweden and crossed as planned the Norwegian border at Ricksgransen in the midst of magnificent scenery. I ended the day earlier than planned, because of cold, exhaustion and being seriously wet, in a tiny wooden bungalow (easy to quickly warm up though...) in the camping set in the city of Sortland, deep in the heart of the magical Lofoten peninsula.


Vilnius to Tallinn – the lingering stench of the soviet boot

When reading this text please keep in mind that it is written after more than a month after the actual experience of this leg, so some details might have gone hazy and some interpretations a bit subjective.

I order too bring a whiff of “freshness” to it I will reproduce unedited a short note I made when still in Vilnius and then come back on it from the perspective the time interval and further experiences have opened to me.

“Vilnius does not crack it for me. Rather small and unimpressive wooden houses most of them in bad shape, roads mostly rotten with every pale of wind bringing up dust clouds belonging more to prairie ghost towns, covering in it’s eye irritating haze people more preoccupied by their new Merks, Beemers or Lexus-es, than the way the place they live in looks and feels like. This has always been an accurate telltale sign for me: the bigger the discrepancy between the apparent and most often ostentatious signs of wealth people give away and the care they show for the aspect and feel of their surrounding habitat (urban or rural alike), the more that community can be considered “primitive” and still far from an understanding of what the concept of “quality of life” really means.” This is what I was writing with a bitter feeling one late evening in a pub in Vilnius. Bitter because I was recognizing here the same plague haunting my home country as well, the rudimentary need of people that have been until recently poor to confirm and express their new found wealth more by “flashing gold” than by improving their general living conditions, starting with how clean their streets and houses are and ending with care for their elders and underprivileged.

Well, as it turned out to be, the very next experience taught me (again) the lesson not to express harsh judgments. I was doing Vilnius wrong in appreciating it like this, at least before having made the experience of Riga.

The economic and cultural capital of the former Baltic region, the capital of today’s Latvia greets the inquisitive traveler with plenty of signs of it’s former economic stature in the area. More ample and stylish buildings and a lingering air of high middle-class well being set it higher on the scale of patrimonial heritage than Vilnius. Unfortunately the positive difference ends here. All what I noticed rather primitive in people’s mentalities in Vilnius were to be found double folded in Riga. Even more numerous luxurious cars complemented by almost always empty would-be classy and expensive shops offering top international brands more often found on the high streets of posh European capitals, projected on the same backdrop of a rather derelict city. To me at least it screamed (Russian) mob money laundering paradise. By looking at local old people (this time not the ubiquitous east European gypsies) begging at street corners, by noticing what people generally bought in supermarkets and by stumbling on the crooked cobblestones of the pavements, it was obvious that the flagrant signs of immediate (and probably undeserved) wealth of some, was just monkey show-off. Not to mention that it seemed that even less people bother to gather a minimum of English vocabulary as to let them have the most basic interaction with the visitor from abroad. So compared to this, Vilnius with it’s endearing remnants of a free zone in the heart of the city, populated by artist and people of free spirit and conducted by rules originating on the principles of tolerance and love of the hippy epoch, deserves an apology from me.

Fortunately in the double-edged story of the former soviet Baltic states there is Estonia and Tallinn. The healthy influence of Finnish breath and a small but well chiseled population make all the difference. The place is clean and welcoming, people in the street even if not fluent willingly try to converse with the foreigner and spontaneously convey a sense of civility and courtesy absent in the first two other capitals mentioned before, making for an overall positive immediate experience. Visiting the old area of the city does noting else but enforce the good impression by it’s well preserved and actively restaurated architectural heritage and by the relaxed and even friendly atmosphere in the streets and places of congress (public piazzas, pubs, etc.)

So with a “one in three attempts” good experience under my fading Anaqee tires across the Baltic states, it was time for me to face the approaching midnight sun and take the ferry to Helsinki. And I did so being happy that Tallinn was the last of them allowing me so to leave with a light and smiling heart.



June 22, 2008

GPS don’t know shit about geo-politics. Warsaw to Vilnius

I left Warsaw after 3 very nice days spent during working hours roaming the city or just stuck in the city’s largest book store where wi-fi internet was available, and evenings in the company of a young couple of Polish Af Twin riders that hosted me in their apartment. I decided that although it was not on my planned route, to go up north to visit Gdansk, decision that proved extremely inspired as after Krakow, the country’s major port to the North Sea became my favorite place. Wish I staid more...

After spending the night in a tiny but clean room at a roadside guest-house in the lake district of Poland near the city of Mragowo, I confidently set the Zumo to take me on the fastest route (again avoiding motorways and unpaved roads) to Vilnius. The chosen route was very nice and the warm early summer glow of a Sunday morning made riding along large peaceful lakes a delight. Not pushing it to hard as I have spotted some police cars with radar guns hiding in the bushes on the side of some roads as well because the day was inviting for a relaxed ride, around noon I arrived at the border crossing point.

To my surprise I found there long cues of trailers that made me think European regulations regarding trade are still to be perfected, or even imagine some kind of possible commercial conflict between the neighboring Poland and Lithuania. I took the lane reserved to passenger cars and entered the customs area. To my even greater surprise I have seen officers checking out documents and cars cueing and being inspected... What the heck? Can they be so much upset ones with the others as to infringe EC regulations on free circulation between member states? And what is that? Lithuania changed to the Cyrillic alphabet? It must be something rotten in Denmark... well, maybe more so where I was standing.

Only after being asked for my documents by an officer speaking nothing other than Russian I was hit by the obvious: the bloomin’ GPS considered in it’s innocent obliviousness of geo-politics that the fastest route to Vilnius was through the Republic of Belarus and couldn't be bothered to let me also know about this.

What a stupid face I must have had explaining to the linguistically opaque Belarusian customs officers that I was at the wrong border crossing point. Finally they also saw the amusing part of it and let me turn around in Poland, not before thoroughly checking my documents, the same as the Polish customs officers did this time, as I was "entering" the EU space.

The rest of the road to the true Lithuanian border was done without asking any indication from the ignorant GPS and from there on not getting any, even if I would have wanted some simply because Lithuania seems un-GPS-chartered...

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From Prague to Warsaw by Krakow

The road from Prague to Warsaw saw a very special 3 day stop in Krakow. After about more than 500km from Prague to Krakow ridden at high speeds on boring highways while being blown by strong side winds all over the road, what I was to find in this adorable city was a gift of fate.

The second lag from Krakow to Warsaw was a good lesson in how not to trust your GPS when the maps it is using are rather crap, as proved to be the case of the map of Poland contained by the City Navigator 2008 Plus from Garmin.


Although I have carefully double checked if the option to avoid unpaved roads was selected, and it was, the local authors of the map were probably too proud to admit that their otherwise lovely green country had also some roads that still wait for the people at Tarmac inc. that they marked everything as “paved” which I painfully discovered was not at all the case. So at few occasions, after the tar strip narrowed to the point where 2 (small) cars could not pass one next to the other, at some points even that disappeared into what was very bumpy dry dirt or even worse (I had to turn around there) very fine deep dust.

As I don’t like taking my motorbike on highways as they are rather straight and boring for someone liking the more “waltzing” part of motorcycle riding, I also try to avoid dirt roads, not because the trusted GS could not take them into it’s ample stride, but because I’m rather fed up with them. Not on this choice of road the Zumo made for me...



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From Bregenz to Prague by Munich

So after the "delightful" camping experience in Bregenz this is the journey lag to Prague. In Munich I was for 1 1/2 days just to make a visitat the BMW world for few minor check-ups and a much useful GS tank-bag. In Munich I also changed the original GS windscreen equiped with the Touratech extension with a much better Wunderlich one piece larger screen - good choice. Got new riding pants as well because the ones I left Romania with although very good did not had the removable waterproof lining and I was sweating a lot even on cooler days.
The overnight stop I had to make in Vimperk on the way from Munich to Prague was just a good's night's sleep in a decent but overpriced hotel. The last day of this lag was just about 4 hours riding to Prague where I got by noon and checked in at the very pleasant Drosus camp. More about my stay in Prague in another post.

Day 9 - 26 May: Bregenz to Munich
Day 10 - 28 May: Munich to Vimperk
Day 11 - 29 May: Vimperk to Prague


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